Kita Orang Malaysia

:: saLam ::

hye smua2 org Malaysia!

haha,taleh blah pembuka kate aku.

sory da lame x hapdet,x sempat la noks.

bizibizibizi.. T_T

okeh,back to topic.

Kita Orang Malaysia?

okeh,aku tau yg blog ni mmg org Malaysia je yg bace kot.

kalo ade negara laen pn setakat sorang dua. *maybe*

contoh terdekat org Malaysia,

aku la!haha.tayah carik jejauh dol. ;p

bak kate patahpatah org kite,

'Hujan Emas di Negeri Orang,

Hujan Batu di Negeri Sendiri'..

ade ke yg x paham maksud die?

osah la kau ni,dulu BM dapek bapo..kikiki

*blagak walhal BM aku dpt 5 kot.bengap*

maksudnyee..

walau best mane pn tempat orang,

gerek mane pn kmudahan tempat orang,

best mane pn makanan tempat orang,

canggih mane pn servis tempat orang,

lawa mane pn bangunan tempat orang,

chun mane pn awek tempat orang..

tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..

baru pegi seminggu da rindu dengan smua kpunyaan Malaysia.

hehehehe,kan3???

lagi2 bab makanan tu kan..

pehhh,mngangis aku kalo x dapat makan puas2.

contoh time pegi indo ritu..

pegi 4 hari je pn..makanan orang sane mane la kite nk biasa kn.

setakat nak rasa tahap ke'best'an die leh r..

tapi nk makan dgn nikmat smpai jilat jari tu mmg x la kn.

hohohoh..

belum pape dah rindu dengan nasik lemak+sambal paru.

popia goreng padat! cekodok pisang panas.

roti canai,teh tarikk..hah,tu baru part sarapan..

blum lagi tringat kat gulai lomak cili api eh,

pucuk paku goreng podeh kawkaw,

cendawan kukur di'telurdadar'kan,

sambal pucuk daun kayu+tempoyak,.

pehhhhhhhhhhh,.mleleh air liur nk taip sume ni kang.hehe

so sape2 yg nak pegi bercuti + berhijrah tempat orang tu fikirkan2 la.

hahaha,.rugi woi tinggalkan Malaysia lame2..

nt kt negeri orang tak dapat makan best cm kite makan ni.ngeeee

tp kalo takat nk g bercuti sminggu dua tu poie la..

hehehehe,.

ehhh,tadi tajuk cm patriotik sangat aku ni kan.

sebenanye nk cite sal makanan je pn.hahaha

sebab pagi ni aku sarapan cekodok pisang panas!

walaweeeeeeeeeehhhh..setappppppp..ngeee

sebelum nk khatamkan n3 ni,aku nk share emel aku dapat pagi tadi

bacelah dgn penuh ksyukuran ye kawan2..

wakakakakakka.. :p

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Malaysia, truly Asia...........What A Joke?

Read what a wonderful country Malaysia is.

Bet you'll agree with me.

Where to Cross Borders?

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally,

You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER

YOU GET:

-  MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
-  A Driving License,
-  Voting Rights,

-  Job Reservation,
-  Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
-  Credit Cards,
-  Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
-  Free Education,
-  Free Health Care,

Oh Malaysia, what a great country !! 

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:: sekian ::

** I'm proud being Malaysia Citizen. Do you? ^__^